2.04.2008

I'm Just a Few Stages Away from a Snap-Up House Dress

With large tropical flowers plastered all over it.

When did I become such a fuddy-duddy? Sadly though, my friends, here is the evidence:

* I change quickly from my real clothes to comfy clothes.
* I am not opposed to wearing said comfy clothes out and about either. Nice.
* Because I seem to be overly concerned about my digestive system, I bought Activia yogurt. And I like it.
* We eat earlier in the evening.
* I keep prunes in the pantry. Hey, they are high in antioxidants too!
* I daily check for, and pluck, pesky chin hairs. Yes.
* I am routinely referred to as m'amm. Polite, but still...m'amm?
* We no longer watch Entertainment Tonight.
* We find ourselves watching, gulp, Wheel of Fortune.
* I am a major homebody. I look forward to a night on the sofa with the DVR remote in hand.
* Staying up late means past 10:30 PM. Then I pay for it the next day, badly.
* We are planning a trip to Florida. Granted there is a mouse and a large castle involved, but I bet we'll fit right in with the retirement culture anyway.

So, what color mumu should I shop for? I'm thinking something in pink...

21 comments:

  1. i was still holding out hope for you, until i read that you are watching "wheel. of. fortune."

    oh, holly, SNAP OUT OF IT!
    :)

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  2. Yes, I think pink too. With big bright flamingos on it! =)

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  3. Oh..you are too much! Some of those things describe me 5 years ago...what does that make me- I was born in 79' HAHA!

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  4. Holly, you're not alone! I can identify with those symptoms... I think it's part of being a mommy. But I want to get one that zips. Snaps take a little longer.

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  5. oh and, I think lime green or aqua with pink flamingos would be fab! Let me know if you find one!

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  6. you girls crack.me.up! Holly you are too hip....what are you talkin' about? Anyway, whatever mumu you buy will the the in style! HAHA!

    Oh, and chin hairs...LOL

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  7. Don't knock the Wheel! That's some good education, my oldest learned his alphabet watching Wheel. Except I didn't realize it was still on.

    Since you are a Texas gal, I think your mumu better have some sparkly touches. That will keep you hip.

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  8. Ha ha! But do you watch the Weather Channel then call your family to discuss it? And do you have a standing Tuesday morning beauty shop appointment? If not, then you're a young thing, girl!

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  9. You sound a lot like me! But I think pink, with flamingos on it. And a pair of pink fuzzy slippers to go along with it!

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  10. Holly- you are so funny!
    this just cracked me up- hee hee
    thanks for the good laugh.
    I never do any of these things ;)

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  11. Past 10:30pm is late for me too! So sad. And don't get me started on the nasty chin hairs.

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  12. so up til the chin hair and wheel of fortune, i was thinking "wow- she is totally a runner! activa and prunes are right up that alley!"
    this so cracks me up. are there flamingo print mumus? i'm going to keep my eye out for one. :) it sounds super comfy- which says a lot seeing as how i'm in fleece pants and about to go to bed at 9:30. :)

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  13. at least you don't have the white hair to go with it!!

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  14. I pluck chinny-chin-chin hairs, too! BLAST those wiry #$%&* hairs!

    Welcome aging with arms wide open, I say! Heck, ol' lady, you're all of--what? Thirty two????

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  15. I'm totally with you on this and wondering if I can get away with a mumu too.

    I recently bought fiber pills at Costco and actually like them. I laugh at myself every morning when I eat one.

    I haven't started watching Wheel of Fortune, but I check for chin hairs!

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  16. You crack me up! This was hilarious! I, too, am obsessed with fiber and maintaining my GI health. I second the comfy clothes, but will personally come down and remove it if you start wearing a mumu. You're WAY too cute for that.

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  17. Crystal: I think I have memories of 32. It was a pretty good year, what with Reagan and all....HAHA kidding. I am currently in a tentative holding pattern at 39.

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  18. My kids can be bribed to do anything if they get to stay up and watch "Wheel"!

    I know how you feel, though. Would much rather be home in something elastic-waisted than out past 9 pm!

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  19. oh you crack me up.. I do a lot of those things too.. glad to have company!

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  20. I'm laughing SOOO hard, because that has so become me. And you know what? I'm happy with it.

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